Johnny Appleseed Imposer

[.:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:.]

Johnny Appleseed Imposer

Once upon a fragile pot,
An apple there did lay....
Until an evil boy appeard,
And snatched them both away.
~
This boy- named Johnny Appleseed
Had no good in mind.
He put the pot upon his head,
And the apple in his hind
~
The poor victimized apple
Was then compelled to smell...
An aweful, atrocious oder.
The poor apple went through Hell.
~
The pot, on Johnny's lice filled head,
Couldn't stand it anymore.
He wacked Johnny on the head,
Causing Johnny boy to roar.
~
Johnny then did faint,
And Lindsey found him there.
She saved the apple from certain death,
And the pot from Johnny's hair.

THE END!

[Sleepless♥Rose]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That is Great!!! ^_^

[.:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:.]

I read it to Wes and he said, "You just popped my bubble!!!!" He's scarred for life... by the both of us.

[Sleepless♥Rose]

...wow...

Remember my Animal Tradgedies?!! This kinda reminds me of them... I don't really know why.

[.:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:.]

I do remember them! You'd wright them in study hall because you were bored! ^_^

[roxas]

i must say i am very very very ect. alarmed by this poem by the way what arre animal tradgies?and what happened to the apple did it live?

[.:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:.]

"She saved the apple from certain death,
And the pot from Johnny's hair."

Honestly Wes.... if she saved it from certain death, then it lived!

[roxas]

it could of dird shortly after

[Sleepless♥Rose]

What if she dropped it, and at that very moment, a fat cow fell randomly from the sky and squished it?!?!?!?!?