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Post by Sleepless♥Rose on Jun 23, 2006 10:52:01 GMT -5
Someone starts... someone continues it!  FuN! ~~~ Once upon a time... |
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Post by I <3...you...no...probably not on Jul 1, 2006 21:10:01 GMT -5
once upon a time... there was a quiet man named silas marner...who came across an evil woman named Ms. Zaremba...who was talking politely to her bestest friend and partner in evilness...an equally evil person named Ms. L...
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Post by Sleepless♥Rose on Jul 1, 2006 22:18:33 GMT -5
As soon as the evil, manacing Luurts, also know as Ms. L. (the former dictator of the dictatorship of Bandland) caught a glimpse of dear Silas, she fell madly, and I mean MADLY in love with him....  |
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Post by I <3...you...no...probably not on Jul 2, 2006 11:28:09 GMT -5
the minute silas saw the two ladies...if you can call them that...he fell madly in love with Ms. Zaremba...who wanted nothing to do with the odd looking man...
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Post by roxas on Aug 28, 2006 17:56:15 GMT -5
then they all died from a radom missle from russia.
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Post by .:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:. on Aug 30, 2006 19:37:38 GMT -5
THE END! ^_^ I had the best part!!!
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Post by roxas on Aug 30, 2006 20:07:28 GMT -5
you just have to have the last word dont u kara wait i do now yay thee end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by figg on Sept 2, 2006 13:35:57 GMT -5
that was a short story i was hoping for the next great american novel on this thread. so...
" A long long time ago in a galexy far far away..."
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Post by Sleepless♥Rose on Sept 3, 2006 12:37:32 GMT -5
There lived Sexy Spanish Monkey Dudes with three eyes. They all carried roses in there teeth and wore girly pants...
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Post by .:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:. on Sept 4, 2006 10:16:42 GMT -5
(shouldn't you have a thread for each story? that would make it easier to distinguish, but oh well.)
One of the most distinguishable monkies was named Gordon Hunches, and he was in love with a mutant Sweidish sheep known as Gretta. Everyday, Gordon wooed Gretta, but Gretta only had eyes for the exotic grass that grew on her own planet. Gordon decided something had to be done about this... how could he let himself be outdone by GRASS?! Taking matters into his on hands, the sexy monkey devised a chemical that would destroy all the exotic grass in the universe. Alas, Gordon didn't realize that exotic grass was a major part of the food chain, and so when he destroyed the grass, he also destroyed all the mutant sheep, which eventually led to everything dieing... except for his own small race of sexy Spanish mokey dues with 3 eyes. (They are able to survive anything, for the sake of this story.)
When Gordon realized what he had done, he broke down and cried.... his tears created an puddle, which eventually formed into a river. The river watered a few scattered seeds, which instantly sprouted exotic grass, Gordon's worst enemy. This make Gordon cry even harder, for it only reminded him of Gretta.
Seeing as Gordon wouldn't do anything about the horrible mess except unintentionally grow grass, his monkey bretheren united to create a time machine, and thus reverse the evil deeds that had been done. This would not be so easy, however, because as everyone knows, to build a time machine, you must first have in your possession an accient artifact burried in the planet Godnroc... (corndog spelled backwards).
to be continued...
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Post by roxas on Sept 4, 2006 20:40:03 GMT -5
wow that very convient but when they went to the planet the found it populated by people obbsessed with sailing and kansas even though they dont now why. once there they asked if they knew whee the artifact was they didnt now but there leader johnny appleseed imposser might know.unforuntly he had decided to embark on a jounry to find the mistical country of arkansas.
to be contuined
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Post by .:*§*:. Kara .:*§*:. on Sept 9, 2006 13:44:24 GMT -5
"GRA!" the monkies declared in disgust... how could the only person that could help them be journeying to Arkansas? And wasn't he supposed to be dead already? The monkies pondered this and many other questions until they concluded to simply dig anywhere they could in Godnroc. Alas, they knew not that Johnny Appleseed Imposer had already dug up the ancient artifact and had it with him on his jorney to Arkansas.
Meanwhile, Gordon continued weeping.... but suddenly, he saw a pirate ship sailing literally on the horizon. He approached the figure cautiously, and was surprised to see a blonde haired boy step down from it. The boy was wearing a cooking pot on his head, and had a peg leg. In his hand, he carried a golden apple.... this was the ancient artifact that Gordon's monkey bretheren were looking for.
To be continued...
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Post by figg on Sept 9, 2006 20:35:53 GMT -5
Now that gordon had found the artifact he had been looking for he started to build his time machine but after a while he relized he had no idea how to build one. So instead of crying when somthing goes wrong, like he has in the past, he called his two other monkey friends, nadroj and yelsrap for help.
to be continued...
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Post by roxas on Sept 10, 2006 13:23:10 GMT -5
he asked them if they knew how to make a time machine they said they didn't but they should ask the muse calipie vrronicka, who knew everything or thought she did. So they climbed into their scapeship to travel to the happy land of bandland where the muse lived. band land is a strange land where there it is ruled by band beeks and their instruments. what they would find there they did not know.
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Post by figg on Sept 21, 2006 18:36:52 GMT -5
when they finally arrived in bandland they imeadiently started looking for calipie vrronicka who who lived at the top of mt. MIJ. but it was a long journey to the top so they stoped at the local village in hopes that they will find a guide to help them along.
after they had found a willing villager to help them up mt. mij they started their long perilous journey up to the top. and of course the traditional way to travel up a moutain in bandland is to ride halfway up on donkeys with extremly curly hair and then to hop on one foot the rest of the way.
our heros had an uneventful first halfway up the moutain and soon started to hop. but shortly after that they were attacked by the evil LURTSENATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
to be contiued...
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